Track: Corgi Registered Friends Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C VERSE 1 D-Cs2 In the kingdom of the blind D-Cs2 It's said the one-eyed man is king D-Cs2 And in the kindom of the bland D-Cs2 It's 9 o'clock on ITV D-Cs2 I believe I've seen holograms D-Cs2 With more substance than you D-Cs2 Automatic doors D-Cs2 Dsus2 They don't open for you CHORUS F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 F G You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends VERSE 2 C You call Glastonbury 'Glasto' D-Cs2 You'd like to go there one day D-Cs2 When they've put up the gun towers D-Cs2 To keep the hippies away D-Cs2 December sees Kitzbuhel D-Cs2 Clad in Lowe Alpine D-Cs2 Your children are painfully soulless D-Cs2 Dsus2 Ralph's in Brize Norton CHORUS F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 F G Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends WHISTLE SOLO e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------| B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------| G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------| B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------| G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| GUITAR SOLO F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------| D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------| A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------| VERSE 2 C For sale: gym equipment D-Cs2 But now your jeans are too tight D-Cs2 Amanda Burton on autopilot D-Cs2 Is all you need each night D-Cs2 I wear a tolerance robe D-Cs2 I have the patience of Job D-Cs2 But when I hear you wife's silly giggling D-Cs2 Dsus2 At Ann Summers parties CHORUS F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends) F Dsus2 F G Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends CODA Stick this in your Volvo e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------| D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------| A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Rpt to end