E A We're hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree E A We're hardly the Bayeux in rock's rich tapestry E A We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath E A I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath. D A She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey D A Alex Haley was adopted - that's what's called a disappointment. E A When England won the World Cup back in 1966 E A Wembley must have been a sea of smiles E A Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well E A When he said 'Just look at Nobby Stiles' yeah. D A She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey D A Alex Haley was adopted - that's what's called a disappointment. E A Oh they're still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised E A Come on now, let's face it, she was fat E A It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized E A Who would ever want to look like that? D A She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers D A I could never get her on my portable TV. D A She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey D A Alex Haley was adopted - that's what's called a disappointment.