(intro C G (x7) F G) C G C G Checkmate! Dennis Bell of Torquay, too late with your Nxe3 C G Good game Sir do you want another bout F G Well Dennis ain't replying 'cos he just signed out. C G C G Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess C G F G. C G C G (x3) Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers - on Yahoo Chess. C G C G C Deep Blue in '97 I voted for you, as Sports Personality of the Year G I thought at least you'd get the Overseas F G 'Cos when all's said and done you're not like some of these C G C G Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess C G F G F, G Bb F (x4), C G (x3), F G Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers. C G Cetshwayo got a shock when he attacked Rourke's Drift C G But he didn't get stroppy and he didn't get miffed C G Ernie Shackleton retreated close to the Pole C G He didn't want men dying to achieve his goal C G But did he get a gob on? No he gave a little grin F G Heed this Dennis Bell when you next sign in C G C G Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess C G F G Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers, bad losers.