Well she ain't got no cell phone you got to call her when shes home A D And all of her clocks have got hands Now don't try to e-mail her you've got to snail mail her A D You got to take pen in hand. CHORUS A D Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones A D She'll have none of that virtual fun. G She's a real deal old fashioned analog girl A D In a digital world Now she gets online out in her backyard Hangin up her old blue jeans She's got all of the memory she can live with She really hates drum machines CHORUS Out in the garden, she's got a website It sparkles in the morning dew Got a mouse in her pocket, Got spam in a can Whats an analog girl to do CHORUS