(Verse 1) C D G C I ain't never had a problem with California. G G G There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona. G C D C But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya D G struttin' around in their size zeros, D G skinny little girls no meat on their bones, D never even heard of George Jones. (Chorus) C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? C G D C Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, G E G that know how to rock your world? F D C Am G D Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle. C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? (Verse 2) C D G C There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery. G G G Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me. G C D C Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be. D G But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin D G with her big fake smile and her painted-on tan. D G D She'd never have a chance at a real man. (Chorus) C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? C G D C Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, G E G that know how to rock your world? F D C Am G D Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle. C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? (Outro) C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? C G D C Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, G E G that know how to rock your world? F D C Am G D Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle. C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? C G C F Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?