Intro A Aaug F#m Aaug (x2) Verse A Aaug Sit on the toaster like a rock F#m Aaug No need to worry about a shock A Aaug All of the microwaves are dead F#m Aaug Just like the salamander said D Daug The refrigerators house the frogs Bm E The conduit is the hollow log Chorus E E7 Broken household appliance national forest A E B Air conditioners in the woods E E7 Broken household appliance national forest A E B Mud and metal mixing good Post-Chorus B D E (x4) Intro A Aaug F#m Aaug (x2) Verse A Aaug Meadows resemble showroom floors F#m Aaug Owls fly out of oven doors A Aaug Stream banks are lined with vacuum bags F#m Aaug Flowers reside with filthy rags D Daug A family of deer were happy that Bm E The clearing looked like a laundry mat Chorus E E7 Broken household appliance national forest A E B Air conditioners in the woods E E7 Broken household appliance national forest A E B Mud and metal mixing good Post-Chorus B D BE (x8)