Intro C F D7 C A D G C G C Verse 1 C D7 I just bought me a greyhound ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m G7 C So you can call your secret love and break the news to him D7 You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T F C A7 D7 G7 C C7 So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. Verse 2 F C I won't be round to hear you cry D7 G7 Well I'm Texas bound and bye and bye C D7 You can reach me down in Dallas general delivery F C A7 D7 G7 C So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. riff C D G C D F D C A D G C Verse 3 C D7 There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue G7 C You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little I.O.U. D7 This dynamite your fooling with may be T.N.T. F D C A7 D7 G7 C C7 So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. Verse 4 F C No need to fall down on your knees D7 G7 'Cause I know all my A.B.C.'s C D7 Well I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D. F D C A7 D7 G7 C So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.