A F# We arrived really late at night E D And we found a place to sleep under a small patch of trees A F# We didn't set up our tent that night E D We just put sleeping bags right down in the weeds A F# The ground was covered in thorns E D But the ground was dry and the ground was warm A F# And we could see the stars at night EDE So we knew we'd be alri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight A F# I heard some footsteps approaching the fence E D So I picked my head up to get a look at it A F# It was the most monstrous cow I'd ever seen E D With eyes like a devil burnin' straight into me A F# And I knew that if it could E D It would hop over that fence and crush us with its hoofs A F# And I knew that we were in deep EDE Eighty days left, I'm glad that you are here with me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e A F# We woke up the next morning to discover E D Our true enemy was beneath us the whole time A F# There were slugs all over our sleeping bags E D And everywhere they went they left a trail of slime A F# And we packed up our things, we walked into town E D Into a town I'd never heard of before A F# We ate fries in a Medieval market, E Of thousands of sauces D A I chose ketchup of course D A D A D A D A Of course, of course, of course, of cour- A E D Hung around for a few days then headed out A E On our way we got dropped off without wanting to be D A In the city where most of the world's diamonds are made E But the city of treasures and sparkly things D A Didn't hold many splendors for you and me, E D A Just mean old ladies in the McDonalds bathroom that wanted us to pay to pee