G C See that girl over there? Everyone thinks shes hot G C And after a few, youre thinkin youve got a shot F Well maybe you do, maybe you dont C Fmaj7 But if you strike-out there, Haus G G/D And start telling yourself its her lose Chorus: C G Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can (G - F#) F Your brain-cells parted, G And your body, believes youre superman C Thats just drinkin thinkin F D/E And heres where the trouble starts G F G Fmaj7 C The more you drink, the better you think you are G C From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night G C A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight F Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing C Fmaj7 An oldie and hears the applause G G/D And believes he can quit his day-job Repeat chorus: Solo: spoken (youre getting better all the time) C G Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can (G - F#) F Your brain-cells parted, G And your body, believes youre superman C Thats just drinkin thinkin F D/E And heres where the trouble starts G F G Fmaj7 C The more you think, the better you drink you are G F G Fmaj7 F G C Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?