Am Am7/G Bbmaj7 A well-known Bognor restaurant-owner disappeared Am Early this morning. Am7/G Am7/F C Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat, D7 Suitably camouflaged, G B7 E They saw him catch a train. G#m Eb Father of three its disgusting G#m Eb Such a horrible thing to do Gm F A7 Dsus4 D Harold 'the Barrel' cut off his toes and he served them all for tea Gm BADm/F Can't go far, Gm he can't go far. Bb Dm/F Hasn't got a leg to stand on Gm He can't go far. Am Am7/G Bbmaj7 I'm standing in a doorway on the main square Am7/G Tension is mounting Am7/G Am7/F There's a restless crowd of angry people C D7 More than we've ever seen. C G B7 E - had to tighten up security G#m Eb Over to the scene at the town hall G#m Eb The lord mayors ready to speak Gm F A7 Man of suspicion, you can't last long Dsus4 D The British public is on our side Gm Dm/F Can't last long, Gm you can't last long. Bb Dm Said you couldn't trust him, his brother was just the same Gm You can't last long Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 If I was many miles from here, Fmaj7 Bbmaj7 Id be sailing in an open boat on the sea Ebmaj7 Dm7 Instead I'm on this window ledge, Ebmaj7 Dm7 With the whole world below Cm7 Bbm7 Up at the window Cm7 Bbm7 Look at the window... A E We can help you A E We can help you F# Bm Bm/A Bm/G# Were all your friends, if you come on down G And talk to us son D A You must be joking E Take a running jump Am Am7 Bbmaj7 The crowd was getting stronger and our Harold Am Getting weaker; Am7/G Am7/F Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side C D7 Fearing the very worst C G B7 E They called his mother to the site G#m Eb Up on the ledge beside him G#m Eb His mother made a last request. Gm F A7 Come off the ledge if your father were alive Dsus4 D He'd be very,very, very upset. Gm Dm/F Just can't jump, Gm You just can't jump Bb Your shirts all dirty, A7 Dm There's a man here from the B. B. C. Gm You just can't jump A E We can help you A E We can help you F# Bm Bm/A Were all your friends, if you come on down G And talk to us Harry D A You must be joking. E Take a running jump......