A D On a steamer bound for Baltimore E A I said, that's no fun, I've been there before A D So I jumped ship in Singapore E A With a cook from Mexico A D Got a bowl of shark-fin soup E A Ducked into a bar for a couple a scoops A D Played some Texas-stud with a circus troop E A And they cleaned me out of dough E They cleaned me out of dough A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D E No harm, no foul, no crime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D A It'll get 'em every time A D At dawn they all went back to bed E A I went to Borneo instead A D Had a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head E A With the Sultan of Brunei A D Had a small bit of a seizure E A On the way to Micronesia A D Got a bad case of amnesia E A And forgot to say goodbye E Forgot to say goodbye A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D E No harm, no foul, no crime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D A It'll get 'em every time A Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran A Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan A Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou A I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru A Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen A She's good with a stick, if you know what I mean A I once had a job riding bulls in Montana A E I taught Jimi Hendrix the Star-Spangled Banner A I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau A E I know how to fly, but I won't tell you how A I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau A E I know how to fly, but I won't tell you how A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D E No harm, no foul, no crime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D A It'll get 'em every time A D Bought an ice cold Coca-Cola E A From a Congolese high-rollah A D Got deported from Angola E A To a castle on the Rhine A D Ask anyone that knew me E A The Emir of Bahrain sued me A D I was in a Blockbuster movie E A And I didn't make a dime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D E No harm, no foul, no crime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D A It'll get 'em every time A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D E No harm, no foul, no crime A E D E Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story D A It'll get 'em every time