A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance with no kisses, F#m7 Bm7 G G/FA7/6 A7 A fine romance, my friend, this is; D DM7 D7 G G/F# Cdim A7 We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7 But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes. A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, you won't nestle; F#m7 Bm7 G GA7/6 A7 A fine romance, you won't wres - tle. D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7 You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A-9 D I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance. A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, my good woman F#m7 Bm7 G GA7/6 A7 My strong, aged-in-the-wood wo - man D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7 You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean D6 B7 G#m7 Gdim F#7 B7 At least they flap their fins to express e - mo - tion A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, with no clinches F#m7 Bm7 G G/A7/6 A7 A fine romance with no hitch - es D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7 You never give the orchids I send a glance; Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A-9 D No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.