Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 12:05:31 -0400 From: Bruce Bowman HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND Frank Zappa (This isn't quite right, but it sounds okay. Corrections appreciated (to ikc@tds.net). Boom-chuck strumming as indicated works pretty well. The more country-sounding, the better.) A e|-------|---0---0---0---0-|---0---0-----------| B|-------|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2-----------| G|-------|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2-----------| D|-------|---2---2---2---2-|---2---2-----------| A|-------|-0-------0-------|-0-------0-------2-| E|-0-2-4-|-----0-------0---|-----0-------------| G A D G We must say good-bye, there's no need for you to cry C G D It's better that I tell you this to-night G A Our affair has been quite heated, D G You thought I was what you needed D A But the time has come, my darlin' G A D To set things right CHORUS: D A I'll be harder than yer husband to get along with G A D Harder than yer husband every night C G C G I'll be harder than yer husband, harder than yer husband Em G D A An' I don't want our love affair to end with a fight G A D You been like a little angel, how you loved me C G D An' I appreciate the warmth of your embrace G A D G Well, the world don't need to know how I adored you D A But the time has come, my darlin' G A D T' tell you this face to face... G A D So it's adios, adios, my little darlin' C G D Keep that hankie that I gave you for when you cried G A There are things that trouble me, D G And I'm sure that you must see D A That it breaks my heart the same as yours G A D When we say good-bye C G Harder than yer husband C G Harder than yer... much, much, much C G Harder than yer husband C G Harder than yer... much, much, much C G Harder than yer husband C G Harder than yer... much, much, much C G Harder than yer husband C Harder than yer...