Em G C I was on my wall Em G C Minding my own business Em G C When a man walked up to me Em G C And he say "Hey don't fall", Em "And anyways G C C What's a nice guy like you doing sitting on a wall?" And I say Em D "I don't like flies in my ointment Am C/G And that's what you are Em D You'll make me late for my appointment Am C/G Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar" Em G C Well I was down on the ground Em G C Minding my own business when a snail slid up to me Em G C And he said "Hey, slow down," Em G C "And anyways, you ain't got no business rushing around" And I said Em D "Stop acting like a fly in my ointment Am C/G Cause that's what you are Em D You'll make me late for my appointment Am C/G Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar" Em G C I was high in the sky Em G C Minding my ouwn business when a jumbo jet flew by Em G C And all the people inside Em G C Staring out the window giving me the evil eye And I said Em D "I feel like a fly in the ointment Am C/G And I don't know why Em D Please help me I'm late for my appointment Am C/G Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar C/G He's waiting in the bar C/G He's waiting in the bar"