# #Cute little song, I learned this by ear because I love it excessively! #Have fun :) # #*Notes > The strumming patterns takes a while to get used to but once you figure #it out, it's very fun, and you can easily adopt it into other songs. Just keep #practicing and you'll pick it up in no time! # - "Carol Brown (Choir of Ex-Girlfriends)" Flight of the Conchords Tuning: Standard Verse 1: D Loretta broke my heart in a letter A she told me she was leaving and her life would be better. A Joan broke it off over the phone D after the tone, she left me alone. D Jen said she'd never ever see me again, A when I saw her again she said it again. A Jan met another man, D Liza got amnesia just forgot who I am. D Felicity said there was no electricity, A Emily, no chemistry. A Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man. D Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow. Chorus: F#m Bm Em Carol Brown just took a bus out of town, but I'm hoping that you'll stick around. Bridge: G D A He doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material (Ooh, we can eat cereal) G D A You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last (Shut up girlfriends from the past) G D A He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing G D (Oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to A sing?) G D A Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Who, who... Mm, shut up) G D A D Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah. (Shut up girlfriends from the past) D D D D Verse 2: D Mimi will no longer see me. A Britney, Britney hit me. A Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie, D there must fifty ways that lovers have left me. Chorus: F#m Bm Em Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... Bridge: G D A Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze (He said the same thing to me) G D A How can we ever know we've found the right person in this world? (He means he looks at other girls) G D A Love is a mystery that does not follow a rule (This guy is a fool) G D A He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up (I thought I told you to shut up) G D A Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Mona, you told me you were in a coma) G D A Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany) G D A Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Mm, would you like a little cereal?) G D A Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?) Chorus: F#m Bm Em Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... D but I'm hoping that you'll D stick around D Do do, do do do do do do Stick around D Do do, do do do do D Do do, do do do do do do Stick around Do do, do do do do D Stick around