Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract Tabbed by: Scones Email: sconez@gmail.com Tuning: Standard G C D E C* D* A B7 e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---| B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---| G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---| D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---| A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---| E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---| G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice Mmmmm, very nice G C Just because you've been exploring my mouth D Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very, very nice G C Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey D Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/f/flight_of_the_conchords/a_kiss_is_not_a_contract_crd.html ) Em D* Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band C Doesn't mean it's all about poontang B7 I can't go round loving everyone A Em I just wouldn't get anything done Em D* You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice C you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice B7 but that won't get you into pants paradise A (strum all once) They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very, very nice G C D I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby G C D We're only two men, ladies, G Oh pretty babies