All The Pain Money Can Buy Created by: Sean Rutherford (seanr1983@gmail.com) I saw nobody had ever tabbed this song and I wanted to learn how to play it so here you go. Capo on 3 so an A chord shape will sound like C Intro\Verse Chords: Here's how the timing works and the Chord structure 1AAAAGD+ |--------|--------|--------|3--2--22| |--------|--------|--------|0--3--33| |2--3-030|2--3-030|2--3-030|0--2--22| |2--3-030|2--3-030|2--3-030|0--0--00| |0--0-000|0--0-000|0--0-000|2-------| |--------|--------|--------|3-------| Just a reminder: Capo on 3, An A chord shape will actually be C A A# A A# A A# G D Living..... to get his freak on....., ooh ee A A# A A# A A# G D Sporting... his leopard skin thong.., ooh ee B D A Charlie the methadone man B D A plays Sunday nights in a rock n' roll band B D Charlie the metronome, the methadone A A# A A# man...................... A A# A A# A A# G D Patience.., the name of the game...., ooh ee A A# A A# A A# G D Waiting.... on Doctor Kinkaid......., ooh ee B D A Charlie the methadone man B D A fills out the papers just as fast as he can B D Charlie the methadone, the methadone A A# A A# man...................... F# G D When you're all alone F# G D and you got no where to go F# G D Better take it slow, F# G D oh you get so tired of where you A A# A A# are..................... A A# A A# A A# G D Kicking.... his lonely lit brain...., ooh ee A A# A A# A A# G D Drinking... to try and stay sane......, ooh ee B D A Charlie the methadone man B D A chases his tail just as fast as he can B D Charlie the methadone, the methadone A A# A A# man.............oh B D Charlie the methadone, methadone A F# man........ F D Waitin'..... A F# Waitin'..... F G Waitin'.......... A A# A A# A A# A (Starts at the end of the last waitin') This is not meant to be 100% precise, so listen to the song, its one on fastball's best and fun to play.