Intro GGAA+11 GGAA+11 GA GBA F#m Verse 1 F#m Things worked out better than we have planned F#m Capital from boy, woman and man F#5 We're like ink and paper C5 B5 F#5 Numbers on a calculator C5 B5 F#5 C5 B55 Knew arithmetic so well F#5 Working overtime C5 B5 F#5 Completed what was assigned C5 B5 F#5 C5 B5 F#5 We had to multiply ourselves Pre-Chorus FEm F#m A bouncing little baby E F#m A shiny copper penny Chorus D And he spent himself A Would not listen to us D But when he lost his appetite A He lost his weight and friends Bridge F#m Verse 2 F#m Babe became a fat nickel so fast F#5 Then came puberty C5 B5 F#5 Ex-po-nentially C5 B5 F#5 C5B5 F#5 Soon our boy became a million Chorus D People loved him so A And helped him to grow A Everyone knew the thing that was best A Of course, he must invest C-Part F#m G A penny won't do, no A A baby won't do, no F#m G A penny won't do, no A A baby won't do, no Bridge GAGA D-Part G But he made us proud A He made us rich G But how were we to know A He's counterfeit Solo DADA Outro D Now everything's ruined, yeah A Now everything's ruined, yeah D Now everything's ruined, yeah A Now everything's ruined, yeah D Now everything's ruined, yeah A Now everything's ruined, yeah D Now everything's ruined, yeah A G6 Now everything's ruined, yeah