D6 B A F# Dm Don't have to tell me that life ain't fair, B A F# Dm I lost twelve of my very best men in there B A Well, hold on F# Dm Hold on to your curse B A F# Dm This story is depressing and it's gonna get worse B A F# Dm I gotta know what the man on the street thinks B A F# Dm I wanna drink what the man on the beach drinks B A F# Dm Need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds B A F# Dm An emergency meeting of the meeting of the minds C E Can't see the forest through the trees A G I make my living in American cheese C E Bringing everybody to their knees A G7 So have another slice of American cheese Well, I know it'd be better with Gouda or Cheddar (Solo) B A F# Dm Now there's fifty dead actresses lying in your wake B A F# Dm So have another piece of chicken, have a piece of steak B A F# Dm But be nice, lover, be nice to me B A F# Dm Cuz there's an evil army comin' that we just can't see B A F# Dm I gotta feel everything that I can't feel B A F# Dm I gotta steal when I went with the meal deal B A F# Dm I gotta bless they heart and forgive they sins B A F# Dm And pass all my curses onto next of kin C E Can't see the forest through the trees A G I make my living in American cheese C E Bringing everybody to their knees A G7 So have another slice of American cheese I'm not an I-talian fella, but I like Mozzarella (Solo) Bm D A Gmaj7 This conversation is just a time killer, time filler Bm D A Taking its toll upon my heart Gmaj7 Taking its toll upon my heart Bm D A Gmaj7 This corporation is just feed filler, seed spiller Bm D A Hell bent on tearing us apart Gmaj7 Hell bent on tearing us apart Bm D A Gmaj7 My king of the nation died from painkillers long after thriller Bm D A They sell his music at K-Mart Gmaj7 They sell his music at K-Mart Bm D Going station to station A Gmaj7 Looking for Ben Stiller getting Phyllis Dillered Bm D A Now too lets go back to the start Gmaj7 Now too lets go back to the start Bm D A Now too lets go back to the start Gmaj7 Now too lets go back to the start Bm D A Now too lets go back to the start Gmaj7 Now too lets go back to the start Bm D A Now too lets go back to the start Gmaj7 Now too lets go back to the start