Capo 3 Em7 G I woke up Dsus4 D On the wrong side of 25 Em7 G Dsus4 I needed help Em7 G I passed out Dsus4 D And felt the carpet on my cheek Em7 G Dsus4 I needed help Em7 G You showed up Dsus4 D Half cut in the afternoon Em7 G Dsus4 You needed help Em7 G We watched Dsus4 D All our friends drink stolen booze Em7 G Dsus4 They needed help EDGGadd9 Em7 G We had Dsus4 D The best dysfunctional friends Em7 G Dsus4 That needed help Em7 G We would Dsus4 D Raise our cans into the air Em7 G Dsus4D And drink to our help Em7 G Shot down Dsus4 D With noise complaints and gate crashers Em7 G Dsus4 That didn't help Em7 G We lived Dsus4 D As destructively as we could Em7 G Dsus4 D We didn't need your help Chorus: G We had Cadd9 All the attention Em7 God damn Dsus4 D It nearly killed us (x4) GCGCadd9 EDGGadd9 EDG EDGGadd9 EDG Chorus (x6)