A Tired of living in Buttholeville Tired of my job and my wife Lucille D Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil A Tired of my 68 Bonneville Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille The food here tastes like the way I feel D There's a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill A She's the best looking woman in Buttholeville A One day I'm gonna get out of Buttholeville Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till D Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille A lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill There's a beach somewhere where the water's are still Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals D Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel A and I'm never going back to Buttholeville A G Never going, never going, never going never going back! lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Adam's House Cat (Cooley, Cahoon, Hood, Tremblay) 1990 Cat House Music (ASCAP) additional music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff, and Stacy) 1998 Soul Dump Music Tabbed by D-PAC