If Not You - Dr. Hook (D. Locorriere) D Who's gonna water my plants? Em A7 Who's gonna patch my pants? D G A7 And who's gonna give me the chance to feel brand new? D Who's gonna iron my shirts? Em A7 Who's gonna kiss where it hurts? D G A7 And who needs a man when he flirts the way I do? EmA7 D B7 Who if not you EA7 D Who if not you EmA7 D B7 Who if not you EA7 D Who if not you D Who's gonna wake me on time? Em A7 Who'll smile and say I look fine? D G A7 And who's gonna stay on my mind the whole day through? D Who's gonna see that I'm fed? Em A7 Who's gonna want me in bed? D G A7 But who'll watch T.V. instead because I do? EmA7 D B7 Who if not you EA7 D Who if not you EmA7 D B7 Who if not you EA7 D Who if not you (fade)