D7 I make my living off the evening news G7 Just give me something, something I can use C G People love it when you lose D7 They love dirty laundry D7 Well I could have been an actor but I wound up here G7 I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear C G Come and whisper in my ear D7 Give us dirty laundry Am7 G Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F C D7 Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around Am7 G We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde comes on at five F C D7 She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye C G It's interesting when people die D7 Give us dirty laundry D7 Can we film the operation, is the head dead yet G7 Y'know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet C G Get the widow on the set D7 We need dirty laundry Am7 G You don't really need to find out what's going on F C D7 You don't really want to know just how far it's gone C G Just leave well enough alone D7 Eat your dirty laundry Am7 G Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F C D7 Kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around Am7 G Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down (3X) F C D7 Kick 'em where they sit, kick 'em all around Am7 G Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies F C D7 We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies C G We love to cut you down to size D7 We love dirty laundry Am7 G We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing F C D7 When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing C G We all know that crap is king D7 Give us dirty laundry Am7 G Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down