A Well my daddy always said Son, youll have fun F#m When youre drinkin with your friends and everyone D E Takes for granted these are the best years of your life A Well high school sure seemed like a joke F#m When I got to college I was on my own D E Tryin to find the best drink specials every night Yeah for many nights with the San Marcos Federales I finally figured out I should probly Keep my mouth shut stead of tellin em what I thought Well I paid the county for many months Hell I even think I paid the principals bonus Thats how I knew what student loans were all about Chorus: D E A F#m Its Taco Bell for breakfast and lunch its Keystone Light D E A F#m Be outta bed by sundown make the party just on time D E A F#m My probations in the mornin, Herbal Tea will do me fine D E A Look what I learned in college life Well I decided to major in country music Thats when I found out I couldnt use The 30 hours I managed to log last year And anthropology it seemed pretty cool to me But it wasnt included in my degree Thats when I started to study domestic beer Shiner Bock, it was good to me Hell it treated me better than history Or that little blonde I met in the science lab And fraternity life, it was a change of pace And it taught me how to get crap faced And break my failin' grades to dear old Dad Chorus One of these days, come graduation I hope that I wont be mistaken That everything I learned wont be in vain Cause I sure failed a test or three But that doesnt make a lesser man of me Cause theres more to life than a one point GPA