Intro: F F F F F F C C Bb Bb FFFFFBb F I was scanning through the stations F Every channel sounded clear C With tempo like a timepiece Bb You know you are on a grid ?you just slide the snare F No worries for admission? F Cause we got you on the list C But when your boy found out we don't put out Bb You know his face turned red? and he got so p**sed? C Now there is a message?on my cell phone everyday F? ??arpeggio C 'Hi, this is Luke Wood from DreamWorks'? Bb 'This is Joel Mark from MCA' F? arpeggio CBb F ?Capitol! A Bb Send the A&R with a firm offer F ?Interscope! A Bb If the answer is no you can write your own D C But the frenzy Britt warned me of has begun D G C? Their cash cow killed himself so they're looking for the next one FFFFFFCCBb FFFFFFCCBb F I was glancing through a glossy F I had to scribble out my face C Because I'm always self-effacing Bb ?Or I'm just arrogant I guess they both are fake F Like when you listen back on headphones F With a trickle in you throat C You know it's hard to sing ?and I've been struggling Bb? But with some Auto-Tune I can hit the note? C So it's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 F? ?arpeggio C 'You know that first note was flat? Bb but the rest I think sounded great' F? ?arpeggio CBb F? Capitol! A Bb Trash the mobile home at the festival F? Interscope! A Bb Throw that big TV off the balcony D C Cause the excess excess is drying up D ? So when the bottom drops out boys G C we will be the lucky ones FFFFBBb FFFBBb FFFFBBb FFF