Capo 5th fret ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/d/denzil/if_only_alan_won_the_pools_crd.html ) F Bb F Alan, make a miracle, make a miracle come true Bb F In our damp living room, Bb F In the newsagents queue, F Bb F In spaces in small places I place all my trust in you. Bb F With my biro in your hand Bb F You are more than just a man Gm Bb F And you always grin that you might win and I bloody well hope so. Gm My life unfurls in the western world, Bb F Ive nowhere else to go. C Bb F If Alan won the pools wed take a trip to Florida, C Bb F And we would spend the money like it really had been earnt. Bb F Would Alan give me away, Bb F The stupid things that he says, C Bb He says Judith, I do the coupon, just to get away from you, CBFb G Bb If I won the pools youd be surprised what I would do. F G Bb (Intro to Seven years in these boots.) I think that's pretty much it. Surprised there's not more Denzil tab or chords about. may make it my mission!!!!