CHIRSTIANS IN LOVE - DEAD CAT BOUNCE (http://deadcatbounce.ie/) Tabbed by: Danger_Dave17 Tuning: Standard These chords arent exactly what they play live, but theyre suitable for singing along to. B: 799877 G#/Abm: 466444 E: 022100 F: 133211 G#/Ab: 466544 B G#/Abm It?s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing B G#/Abm But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it E Christians in Love F G#/Ab E Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel E Christians in Love F G#/Ab E Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle G#/Ab F Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car, F E theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are E F And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths G#/Ab F Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift, F E theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed E F Theyre just enjoying going up and down E B G#/Abm And theyre making neighing sounds B G#/Abm And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit B G#/Abm Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished E Christians in Love F G#/Ab E Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet E Christians in Love F G#/Ab E Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket G#/Ab F Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale, F E theyre banging away till the hinges fail E F With no discernable sense of rhythm G#/Ab F Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed F E theyre scared that slowing down might lead E F To some sort of explosive cataclysm E BG#/Abm Taking Dennis Hopper with them B G#/Abm By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking B G#/Abm Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing E Christians in Love F G#/Ab E Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused F G#/Ab E On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed G#/Ab F In the en-suite watching them get laid, F E and wondering when well be paid E F For a wedding that's been over several hours G#/Ab F But well stick it out as long as it takes F E till either our resolve or the headboard breaks E F At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?) E B Then I guess well just keep singing louder B Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money? G#/Abm Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money? (Christians in love) (Repeat till fade) Corrections welcome. Thanks. ************************************