Intro (Bm E A) 3x Verse F#m E Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain F#m E Inside every young pair of paints there's a mountain Bm E A F#m Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed Bm E A F#m Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead Chorus Bm F# G I make it a thing, when I on my own to relief myself Bm F# G I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself Bm F# E I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself G E Bm Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home (Intro) 2x Verse F#m E I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room F#m E Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon Bm E A F#m Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing because inside this tin is tin Bm E A F#m E Would you like techno plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah Chorus Bm F# G It's a matter of life and the way you walk, you've got a Brylcream queen Bm F# G It' a matter of fact in the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean Bm F# E A matter of fact that a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen G E Bm So I'll pretend I'm walking home Outro (Intro) 4x Verse F#m E You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune F#m E You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons Bm E A F#m You don't have to paint my contact black now I've hustled a pair of jeans Bm E A F#m E Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling Chorus Bm F# G I'll make you a deal I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped Bm F# G I'll make you a deal you can get your kicks on the candidate Bm F# E I'll make you a deal for your future's sake I'm the candidate G E Bm Let's pretend we're walking home (Intro)...... repeat until fade Chords BEAFFG e|--2----0---0---2----2----3--| B|--3----0---2---2----2----3--| G|--4----1---2---2----3----0--| D|--4----2---2---4----4----0--| A|--2----2---0---4----4----2--| E|-------0-------2----2----3--|