EAEBEB7 E Well Im finally gettin used to the water B7 The way the tarantulas bite Those Federalais didnt believe I E Only came her to watch the bulls fight Tell my mother, I need a good lawyer A Tell my father Im getting a tan E C# My sleepy siesta down south of the boarder A B7 E Is taking more time then I planned. Chorus: A B7 E Oh Juanita somebody betrayed me A B7 E Theyre giving me ten years to life A B7 E C# Juanita I need you to save me A B7 E I promise Ill make you my wife. E I got a big house in Milwaukee B7 With a color TV and a pool Mahogahide bar and a Cadillac car E Juanita, theyre waiting for you Tie the burro up down in the courtyard A To keep the guard busy tonight When you bring my dinner E C# Make sure the tortia A B7 E Is filled with a gun or a knife. Chorus: E Juanita, youll love Wisconsin B7 Wisconsin is gonna love you Yes, all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish E Of course youre gonna wear American shoes Lake Michigan tastes like tequila A Frayholays, why they grow theyre own trees E C# You can say adios to the pigs and the goats A B7 E If youll just do this one thing for me. Chorus: A E B E A E B7 E A E B7 E A E B7 E A E E7 Juanita, I-I swear it was all a mistake You see, I was drowning out there in the ocean And I saw this bale coming by man so I grabbed it And I climbed on top of it and I found this stick And I rowed myself into shore and when I got there the boarder control Was waiting for me at the I didnt know what it was, I promise you If youll just marry me I can be a citizen of Mexico Id take you to Milwaukee, you can meet all my friends They got these big shiny motorcycles and you can ride on the back of em Really, Juanita would I lie to you.