Song: Grievances Album: Songs Of Pain (Volume I) (1981) This was originally played on Piano, but these are the chords. Intro: C F G C Am F G If I Had My Own Way, Youd Be With Me Here Today C Am F But I Rarely Have My Own Way, I Guess Thats Why You Aint Here With Me G Today Am G F And The Librarian Said Am G F You Cant Buy No Respect Am G F I Said Hey Lady, What Can You Expect Am G C G When Im Lyin On The Floor? C Am F G Youre a Lovely Lady But You Dont Wanna Be No Girl of Mine C Am F G And The Only Thing You Ever Did For Me was Help Me Waste My Time Am G F And I Saw You At The Funeral Am G F You Were Standing There Like A Temple Am G F I Said Hi, How Are You, Hello Am G C G C G And I Pulled Up A Casket And Crawled InYes I Did! ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/d/daniel_johnston/grievances_crd.html ) C G Am Em Climbed Up A Mountain And I Looked Around F C G Some Kind Of Circus with all them clowns C G Am Em I Said Hey Wait A Minute, Can We Slow Down A Bit? F C G And I Almost Got Hit By A Truck C G Am Em Well It Just Goes To Show You That Were All On Our Own F C G Scrounging For Our Own Share Of Good Luck C G Am Em Stab Your Brother In The Back F G F C And Pick Up Your Paycheck C Am F G Goodbye Lonely Heart Jolene, You Never Did Work Anyhow C Am F G Im Lookin for a nice girl, and I dont want no Cow Am G F Im heading out west Am G F Gonna Find Me The Best Am G F Cause I Played The Game, But I Failed The Test Am G C C If I Cant Be A Lover, Then Ill Be a Pest