Capo on 1 D G A D The sermon at a church on Hollywood Boulevard G A Is on Adam and the Fall of Man D G A Now I know exactly what they mean D G A I feel a lot like Adam myself these days D G A Falling to the ground in a '68 Ford D G A Falling from grace in the eyes of the Lord D G A D Now I think if I had to live outside the garden of paradise G A D It might as well be spent looking in your eyes G A D The lies might as well be your lies G A D The thighs might as well be your thighs G A D It might as well be with Eva G A D It might as well be with you D G A D I wander the streets and I wonder if there's something I should do G A To prepare for the life to come D G A D Maybe I should fall to my knees and try to repent G A For the gifts that came and went D G A I'm falling to the ground in a devil disguise D G A Falling from grace in the angel's eyes D G A D Now I think if I had to live as one of God's fallen ones G A D It might as well be spent lying in the sun G A D With your lips telling me I'm the one G A D Your fingers shooting me like a gun G A D It might as well be with Eva G A It might as well be with D A E B Eva's such a lucky girl D A E B She don't have a care in the world D A E B She sets fire to the foot of her bed D A E B Leaves the righteous shaking their heads D G A D I won't be attending the sermon at the church this Sunday G A On Adam and the Fall of Man D G A I think I could deliver that message D G A As good as any preacher in Hollywood D G A I'm falling to the ground in a fiery hole D G A Falling with the rest of my immortal soul D G A D Now I think if I gotta spend eternity outside Eden's gate G A D It might as well be worth the wait G A D So if you're the one buttering the bread on my plate G A D Then to hell and back I'll roller skate G A D It might as well be with Eva G A D It might as well be with Eva G A D It might as well be with Eva (Just keep repeating G A D for the rest of the song) Eva Eva Eva