C G C I worked with a woman named Minnie C F G One Christmas Eve long ago C Gm C When I asked what you doing this evening? F G C Minnie took on a seasonal glow C G C She said shed be waiting for Santa F G C Shed be wearing a bright red bow Chorus: C Minnie and Santa F Minnie and Santa C What they?re up to only D G C Heaven knows she wrote on a card F C F C Don?t take it so hard were headed for the north pole C G C Now Minnie could not be persuaded C F G That Santa just did not exist C Gm C She swore if she put up some mistletoe F G C Santa?d come give her a kiss C G C And there where she?d hung up her stockings F G C All in their silky, soft, sheen D G C Shed be laying in wait on a bear skin rug F C F C Where the cookies and milk could be seen Now minnie was older and wiser Like a dear old auntie to me But the night that she ran off with santa Was a real epiphany Next xmas I passed by the bakery Staring out from on top of a cake Was jolly old santa with a big silly grin And a gal in silk stockings and lace Oh, minnie and santa...