Subject: CRD: Mr. Wrong (Cracker) Mister Wrong Johnny Hickman/Cracker G C Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere, G D Let me lay my sorry trip on you G C Oh won't you meet me by the river little darlin' G D G I might just let you see my bare tattoo. G C I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't. G D It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke, G C but there's some change in my ashtray, G maybe just enough to pay CD G for a half pint of something probably make us choke. chorus: G F# E (walk down bass notes) D G Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family G, F#, E, D G They'd probably send me back where I belong, C G Don't wanna hear about your mister right, D G C He's out of town tonight, G D G Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong. G C I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler G D and a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough GCG C and baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography G D G and a ten pound flashlight floating in the trunk. repeat chorus C G And do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you C and would she like to meet my brother? D7 He'll be out of jail in a month or two. instrumental break on verse chords repeat first verse, chorus, end on this last line: C D G Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong. All errors, misprints and mispellings are mine and mine alone. jk13@aol.com (john Kearney)