(Intro) DEGD (Verse) D Em "Only when I laugh, does it hurt." G D The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt." D D Em "I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one." G D The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I." D Em A scotsman throws a pole into the air G D The alderman all vote in some affair D Em The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange G D He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay. Bm C A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab G D Professor's working madly in his lab Bm C The assistant files her nails and checks her hair G D There's just a hint of danger in the air D Em There's just a hint of danger in the air G D No one is alarmed nor seems to care D Em Everyone is happy, we're all fine G D We all fall in love all the time Bm C Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane G D With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams Bm C When we wake, we find that it has rained G D When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep D Em So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep G D Or rest your weary head and come to me D Em Move your lips and sing this lullabye G D Move your lips and sing this lullabye Bm C Lullabye G D Lullabye Bm C Lullabye G D Lullabye