Am G Lives down by the furnace Am G Janitor, Janitor Am G And he makes the young kids nervous Am G Janitor, Janitor Am G He tells everybody to call him Tony, F G But he smells like oil, and his ass is mouldy. Am G Janitor, Janitor ... He?s not a lot of charms Janitor, Janitor Like the prison tattoos on his arms Janitor, Janitor He cleans the bathrooms tells dirty jokes, He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes, He?s the Janitor, Janitor ... --Talking-- ... One day I want to be like him Janitor, Janitor Masturbating while I clean the gym Janitor, Janitor I think it must be a really nice life, Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife, Am G (Hold) Being stained yellow, the rest of your life Janitor, Janitor As tabbed by Mark MacDougall