D Bm You should've seen this waitress I knew back in Port Alberny G A She was a wildflower, Her name was Nadine D Bm Seems like every friend I had in that valley G A Was stoned crazy, man It's good that I got out of that scene D Bm But I love gettin' high and I talk when I'm stoned G A Just like right now, like I'm talkin' to you D Bm I came 3000 miles on a greyhound from home G A that leaves 3000 miles left to do D Oooooh D Bm I was 4 nights in jail and every morning G A I called my mother and she hung up the phone D Bm I was sicker than a dog and that was my farewell G A 4 days in a city cell, yeah I've done Christmas alone D Bm And I love gettin' high and I talk when I'm stoned G A Just like right now, like I'm talkin' to you D Bm When you're 3000 miles on a greyhound from home G A Well you've got 3000 miles left to do D Oooooh D Bm And I was crazy to buy that big black Chevy G A I can't get it on the road 'til my license is good D Bm Come the end of July it's my last court date G A I can't wait to celebrate, stop by and do a line on the hood D Bm Cause I love gettin' high and I talk when I'm stoned G A Just like right now, like I'm talkin' to you D Bm I came 3000 miles on a greyhound alone G A that leaves 3000 miles left to do D Oooooh Solo DBGA D Bm Well I left that town like the scene of a crime G A if I go back sometime and settle down D Bm I'll take that bus back out West, find me an old lady G A I always figured by 30 I'd stop smokin' dope and screwin' around D Bm Man I love gettin' high and I talk when I'm stoned G A Just like right now, like I'm talkin' to you D Bm I came 3000 miles on a greyhound alone G A that leaves 3000 miles left to do D Bm Man I love gettin' high and I talk when I'm stoned G A Just like right now, like I'm talkin' to you D Bm When you're 3000 miles on a greyhound from home G A You got 3000 miles left to do D Oooooh