I bloody love this song :) Clam Abuse are one of Ginger's (from The Wildhearts) many side projects. Their music makes me grin. http://www.myspace.com/clamabuse E First there was Harry, I thought we'd get married A Get a house, settle down, have a couple of kids B Took ill on the Sunday and died by the Monday A E Tuesday they nailed down the lid E His first cousin Sammy flew in from Miami A To give me a shoulder on which I could cry B I was nearly a sinner 'til one night at dinner A B E He choked on my mom's apple pie E A Unlucky in love, unlucky in love B A E All of my lovers reside up above E A I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove A B E I guess I'm unlucky in love E Johnny came later, a smooth operator A He fixed up the barn and he swept me away B Spontaneous combustion made quite a reduction A E To any love made in the hay E For days I was grieving until I met Steven A Who worked for the Salvation Army in town B But God gives diseases to whoever he pleases A B E And Steven's with Jesus right now E A Unlucky in love, unlucky in love B A E All of my lovers reside up above E A I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove A B E I guess I'm unlucky in love F# Timmy and Trevor had a car crash together B And Jack had a heart attack mowing' the lawn C# And then they found David with his head amputated B F# And they're still out looking for Sean F# I guess it's quite clear male genitalia B Has never been more than unlucky to me C# So now I'm surviving because I'm muff-diving B C# F# I'd like y'all to meet Anne-Marie F# B Unlucky in love, unlucky in love C# B F# All of my lovers reside up above F# B I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove B C# F# I guess I'm unlucky in love F# B Unlucky in love, unlucky in love C# B F# All of my lovers reside up above F# B I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove B C# B F# I guess I'm unlucky in love