#------------------------------------------------------------------------------## ____________________________________________________________ D Em G A He fell in love with the au pair D Em G A When she ran her fingers through his hair D Em And said: "It's silky" G A D Em He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty G A But, no, he didn't care at all D Em G A He hadn't felt this great in years D Em G A Meanwhile, his wife's upstairs, in tears D Em Well, it's so corny G A D Em Her world's turned upside down because he felt horny G A So tell me, how can it be fair? Gm D But as they drive away she wonders just how long Gm D A It'll take for him to realise how much he's wrong D Em G A And when he comes home in disgrace D Em G A She'll slam the door right in his face D Em Well it's so sleazy (Her: I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine) G A D Em He won't find coming back here quite as easy (Her: I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes) G A As he found going away Gm D But as they disappear she hopes it won't be long Gm D A Before he ends up realising that he's wrong DEGA