COPENHAGEN JUNKIE F# Well I've never been afraid of much B And I never thought I'd need a crutch F# To help me with the trials of this life F# But there's one thing I can't do without B And Copenhagens what I'm talkin' about F# C# F# And I love it nearly as much as I love my wife Now when I first started chewin' I didn't know what I was doin' And I liked the wat it helped me to relax And a big ole chew tastes mighty good Just the way I know Copenhagen should But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac CHORUS F#7 B I'm a Copenhagen junkie F# G# There's a big ole hairy monkey on my back C# And he just won't let me be F# Cause when I run out of chewin' G# I know I'm on the road to ruin B C#7 F# Yes that Copenhagens got a hold on me I can go without a lot of things Like sweet potatoes and butter beans And I know it wouldn't bother me at all I can go without coffee for a couple of days But if you take me snoots away I'll be climbin' like a spider up the wall CHORUS Well I even tried to quit one time My knees got weak, I sorta went blind And my mellow disposition headed south I started eatin' like a big fat hog Got wild and mean like a rabid dog And started frothin' and a foamin' at the mouth CHORUS SPOKEN - "Can I help you, Sir?" "Ah yeah, you got any Copenhagen?" "No sir, I'm afraid we're all out" "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" CHORUS SPOKEN - "Ahhh, Copenhagen... Makes me feel so good... But when it's gone boys.... I feelin' exactly the way I should..."