INTRO: G C G C G C #1. C I see a great big sign on a one-way street. Goin' down the wrong way who do I meet.. G C a big policeman walkin' his beat. G Everything I do is wrong. CHORUS: G C Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything G I do is wrong. G C G I just don't see how I'm gonna get along. C G Cause everything I do is wrong. #2. Ab Db Well, I'm busy getting ready for a big date. Ab Db Ab Rushin' like a mad man to keep from being late. Ab Db Ab I take a wrong turn and wind up in another state. Ab Db Ab Everything I do is wrong. CHORUS: Ab Db Ab Db Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything Ab I do is wrong. Db I just don't see how I'm gonna get along. Ab Cause everything I do is wrong. INTERLUDE: A D A #3. A D A Well, I hate to be the type of a guy who complains. A Every time I wash my car it's bound to rain. D A I take a trip north and catch a south bound train. D A Everything I do is wrong. CHORUS: A D A D Everything I do is wrong, oh, me..everything A I do is wrong. D A I just don't see how I'm gonna get along. D A Cause everything I do is wrong. OUTRO: ADADA Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-oh, me..mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..(Fade.)