Intro: E C#m7 (x2) E C#m7 I dare not cough E C#m7 Nor breathe deep A F#m7 There's been a pain in my chest A F#m7 for nearly a week E C#m7 E C#m7 I want to be famous for falling in love A F#m7 A F#m7 I want to be famous for falling in love B G#7 I went to the hospital C#m A They put me in a bed B G#7 Because I always do C#m A what my mother says B Cm C#m A Why should I lie about results of a test? E C#m7 I may soon be gone E C#m7 To pluck on a harp A F#m7 Like those colored pencil portraits of dogs A F#m7 we saw on a blue tarp E C#m7 E C#m7 But I spotted a damsel ---- if memory serves A F#m7 A F#m7 I spotted a damsel ---- if memory serves B G#7 I went to the hospital C#m A They put me in a bed B G#7 Because I always do C#m A what my mother says B Cm C#m A Why should I lie about results of a test? E C#m7 So -- Who is your provider? E C#m7 Where'd you get that bread? A F#m7 Is it dying that terrified you? A F#m7 Or just being dead? E C#m7 E C#m7 We are living in ---- an era of kings A F#m7 A F#m7 We are living in ---- an era of kings B G#7 I went to the hospital C#m A They put me in a bed B G#7 Because I always do C#m A what my mother says B Cm C#m A Why should I lie about results of a test?