Em To die for his mother country C isn't every fathers wish D But if you're ever feeling hungry Em feast your eyes on this Em Bullied beat up cabbaged kids C to be patched up by the nurse D who's carrying the baggage in Em for the private patients first (Em, C, D, Em) (Em, C, D, Em) Em and the doctor's praying to Buddha C "Send me to another town!" D A shovelful of sugar Em won't help that medicine go down Em As the actress said to the bishop C I stand accused your Grace D of the seven deadly cynicisms Em and a total lack of faith G C D Bm And if I put this gun against my head G C D and pull the trigger I'll be dead G C D But if I listen to my heart Bm G it say's Billy that ain't smart C D so I'll do something else instead Em (Billy's smart, Bily's smart, circus for the bleeding hearts feed the world, heal the sick, take the piss out of the shit live your life without a net, stick your head down a lion's neck and listen to the people cheer send in the clowns don't bother they're here) Em To die for his mother's country C isn't every fathers wish D But if you're ever feeling hungry Em feast your eyes on this Em under funded O.A.P.s C turn to life of crime D Em The great cucumber robberies of 1989 Em Send 'em down and bang 'em up C in a South London maisonette D unlicensed and unregistered Em it shouldn't happen to a vet Em As the actress said to the bishop C the Rabbi and the Priest D My eyes have seen the glory Em I'm a born again atheist G C D Bm And if I put this gun against my head G C D and pull the trigger I'll be dead G C D But if I listen to my heart Bm G it say's Billy that ain't smart C D so I'll shoot someone else instead G C D Bm And if I put this gun against my head G C D and pull the trigger I'll be dead G C D But if I listen to my heart Bm G it say's Billy that ain't smart C D so I'll shoot someone else instead Em Goodbye