EGCBD e--0---3--0--2---2--| b--0---0--1--0---3--| g--0---0--0--2---2--| d--2---0--2--1---0--| a--2---2--3--2---/--| e--0---3--0--0---/--| Em G C B7 (x2) Em G Right now he's probably slow dancing with a C B7 Beach-blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky Em G Right now he's probably buying her some C B7 Fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey Em G C Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick B7 C Showing her how to shoot a combo C (2) And he don't know Chorus: C Em That I dug my key into the side of his C Em Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive C Em B7 (2) Carved my name into his leather seats C Em I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights C Em Slashed a hole in all four tires C B7 Em Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Em G Right now she's probably up singing some C B7 White-trash version of Shania kareoke Em G Right now she's probably saying "I'm drunk" C B7 And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get a-lucky Em G Right now he's probably dabbing on three C B7 C Dollars worth of that bathroom Polo C (2) And he don't know Chorus G D C (2) I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl C (2) (2) 'Cause the next time that he cheats Em D Ohh you know it won't be on me Dm Ohh not on me Chorus C D (tacet) Em D C Ohh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats D C (2) B7 (2) Em. Ohh before he cheats