Lyrics from: Cardiacs Lyrics Organ (http://www.dept74.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lyrics_organ/) G# E Cancel my lowness with a high so here we go G# E Caught in arrears with your different ideas G# F# E And I'm saving all my troubles in my G# F# E Deceptive calendar mind G# F# E It's a dreadful situation really GFE G# E "What's in a name?" says Elaine and her mind G# E Is a part of everything in time G# F# E She's fattened up for eating G# F# E With all her parts left behind G# F# E She's a sucker for your deepness GFE Shall we D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive? G#m D G#m C#m G#m D G#m C#m The will and the a - bility to grow G#m D C# B A foetus of my own some time - dies EADm FEABb FBEbm F# E A B (chords x2) (same chords as previous verse) The world she says there's wrong In all she says and do-be-do's We understand but I can't when her hand Is in saving all her troubles in her Deceptive calandar mind It's a dreadful situation really D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive! E A Dm Life is bad so we are led to believe F Eb Ab Bb Bad news makes moneys world go round F Bb Ebm Anna Ford hammers a post into a cup F# E A B Of mud claiming it is the ground E A Dm Really then anything is better than F Eb Ab Bb That is better than watching your F Bb Ebm Fake news win in the end but now F# E A B It's my turn (unintelligible) (instrumental break) D# EFGFD# EFGFD# G# G# F# E Oh the grand old Duke of York G# F# E He had ten thousand men G# F# E He marched them up to the top of the hill G# F# E And he marched them down again C# B Oh no! Dive! EADm FEABb FBEbm F# E A B (chords x2) E A Dm Life's a part and it lies on top of me F Eb Ab Bb Life is constantly on my mind F Bb Ebm Life's a part and it lies on top of me F# E A B Life is constantly on my mind (repeat through fadeout)