Intro: 2D E/D D Am In the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts stop to think Em G They'll be coming back again, those nasty grumbly grimblies D Am And they're climbing down your chimney as they're trying to get in Em G B Come to take your money - isn't it a sin, they're so thin F#m ½D ½Em B They're black pockets in the sky, don't leave your dad in the rain F#m ½D ½C 2F#m 2G Cigarettes burn bright tonight, they'll all get washed down the drain D Am So we'll sail away for just one day to the land where the punk weed grows Em G Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes D Am And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm and green Em G B Pick our fill of punk weed and smoke it till we bleed, that's all we'll need F#m ½D ½Em B While sailing back in morning light, we'll wash our feet in the sea F#m ½D ½C 2F#m 2G And when the day gets really bright, we'll go to sea drinking tea repeat verse instrumentally 2x repeat first 4 lines of second verse repeat last 2 lines of first verse Outro: 2D E/D