TEXAS UNPLUGGED VOL. 1 E A E WELL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT MY BODY WAS SHOT B7 A I WAS DRINKIN MY LIVER RIGHT OFF INTO A KNOT E A E HE SAID NOW BOY, IM TELLIN YOU STRAIGHT B7 E GET A LITTLE EXERCISE, LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT A B7 HEY IM NOT A GUY, WHO WONT TAKE A CHANCE E A IM A REAL GOOD FLYER BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS B7 SO I DITCHED MY BUICK, BESIDE THE ROAD AND PEDDLED ON OFF INTO MEXICO CHORUS: E A E BUT WHEN YOU GO BICYCLIN IN A BORDER TOWN B7 A DONT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR BICYCLE DOWN E A E DONT DRINK THE WATER, DONT EAT THE FOOD B7 A TELL THE SENORITAS, YOU AINT IN THE MOOD YOU AINT IN THE MOOD IVE GOT A FRIEND NAMED BUFFALO BILL HIS WIFE WONT DO IT, BUT HIS BUFFALO WILL HE SO GOOD AT TEMPTIN THE HAND OF FATE HE SAID I LOVE MANKIND MAN, ITS PEOPLE I HATE WELL HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT, YOU CANT CHEAT DEATH NOW HE'S EATIN ORGANIC, MAN HE'S WATCHIN HIS HEALTH HE USE TO RISE THE PRARIE ON A COLD BLACK STEED NOW HE CRUISES ACUNA ON HIS NEW TEN SPEED REPEAT CHORUS INSTRUMENTAL A B7 WELL YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, LISTEN TO THE PRIEST E A YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN WHILE HE'S CARVIN THE BEAST B7 NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOURE STILL GONNA HAVE THE DEVIL TO PAY REPEAT CHORUS CORRECTIONS + KUDOS WELCOME