Verse 1
CF
I can still remember when
CG
Grandpa died and our ship came in
AmFDmG
Daddy said he left momma and him more money than we'd ever seen
CF
And just like that we were thousandaires
CG
Had a brand new boat and a Frigidaire
AmFDmC
And all us kids in our underwear were jumping on a trampoline
Chorus 1
FC
A bunch low lives living the high life
GCC7
Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holy jeans
C7FCF
Grandpa's with Lord now, but we got a new Ford now
CFDmG
And we can watch the Big Orange now on a 57 inch TV, that's right
Verse 2
CFCG
Money was gone by mid-July and we went back to just getting by
AmFDmG
'Til momma slipped on a patch of ice outside of Chick-Fil-A
CF
Now we knew they was a Christian bunch
CG
So we didn't ask for all that much
AmF
Settled out of court for ten thousand bucks
DmC
And free chicken 'til I die a day
Chorus 2
FC
A bunch low lives living the high life
GCC7
Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holy jeans
C7FCFC
Momma's got a limp now but we all get to swim now
CFDmC
'Cause we got an above ground sitting out by the trampoline
Interlude
AmFDmC
We rocked, we rolled, we lived it up 'til it started running thin
AmFDmG
We began looking for a way to spin that wheel again
Verse 3
CFCG
I heard a song a couple months ago, was Carrie Underwood on the radio
AmFDmG
Reminded me of a poem my brother wrote back in second grade
CFCG
I know she didn't steal it but so what? We lawyered up and we sued her butt
AmFDmC
These days we figured we'd pretty much get paid to go away
Chorus 3
FC
A bunch low lives living the high life
GCC7
Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holy jeans
C7FCFC
This song's a number one now, gonna get a hot tub now
CFDmC
Set it next to the above ground, which is next to the trampoline
CF
It's gonna run out some day
CF
And that ain't gonna be a fun day
CF
But as long as it ain't a Sunday
DmC
We can go to Chick-Fil-A and eat