Chorus:
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Verse:
A
You know ya left the window open
DE
And now the cat is gone
A
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
DE
What the hell is going on?
A
You never gave me back my leather jacket
DB
And now it's out of style
A
And I warned you that that incense burner
ED
Would set my house on fire
Pre Chorus:
F#mA
Now I'm not going to beat you up
BF#m
Or drag you through the mud
F#mA
I just want all my CD's back
EDE
In the cases with the artwork still intact
Chorus:
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
DE
With friends like You-o-o-ou
A
Who needs friends?
Intro:
A (2x)
Verse 2:
A
Like when the guy put you in Reno,
DE
Had a lawyer for a dad.
A
He got ours mixed up and sued my ass.
D
Man that was really cool
A
Of you to fix me up with a girl from work
DB
That used to be a guy
A
When you lost all my money on the superbowl
DE
It made me WANT TO CRY!
Pre Chorus:
F#mA
I'm not going to beat you up
BF#m
or drag you through the mud
F#mAE
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
DE
And why'd you need The whole Metallica catalog anyway?
AE/G#F#mE
We haven't liked them for twelve years.
DE
We like the Queers, we like beers
AE/G#F#mE
Stuck with Van Halen halfway through the Sammy years
DE
And now its over
A
YEAH!
Solo:
DEAEFEmDEA
Verse 3:
A
You know ya left the back door open
DE
AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE
A
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
DE
WHAT THE f**k IS GOING ON?
A
And you never gave me back my leather jacket
DB
And now it's outta style
A
I should have beat you with your Birkenstock
DE
When you set my house on fire!
Chorus:
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
A
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
DE
With friends like You-o-o-ou
DE
With friends like You-o-o-ou
A
Who needs friends?