VERSE 1 B F# Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again E F# She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand B F# And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target E F#(pause) Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it PRE-CHORUS E B C#m B It seems like you told me I'm in over my head E B D But all I remember is making out constantly E B C#m B If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead E B D She's the undisputed champ of my world CHORUS C# G# B F# Down for the count, over and out C# G# B Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me C# G# B F# I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down C# G# What was that sound? B I just wish the effin bell would ring VERSE 2 B F# The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me E F# to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl B F# But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry E Cept I'm sorry that I met you F# (pause) Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty PRE-CHORUS E B C#m B It seems like you told me I'm in over my head E B D But all I remember is making out constantly E B C#m B If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead E B D She's the undisputed champ of my world CHORUS C# G# B F# Down for the count, over and out C# G# B Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me C# G# B F# I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down C# G# What was that sound? B I just wish the effin bell would ring Repeat the pre-chorus and chorus again what a lovely jubbly song wouldn't you agree?