BFFF GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- G5 C5 You are my best friend in the world G5 C5 And I hope that you know, G5 C5 when we hangout together, G5 C5 it's freakin' awesome G5 C5 Playing poker Friday night, D5 Beer-o-mids and golf cart races G5 You think that my sister's hot C5 D5 I accidentally shot your finger G5 off your writing hand oh well, C5 D5 you get disability G5 I broke my leg you laughed so hard C5 and told my ambulance to stop at the bar GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- C5 D5 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say G5 E5 that I really and truly feel this way C5 D5 G5 E5 not that there's anything wrong with being gay G5 Oooh ooh ooh C5 D5 G5 And sometimes we punch each other in the face E5 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base C5 D5 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- G5 C5 We fart and burp in the same key, G5 C5 and I think your iPod sucks G5 C5 G5 C5 You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing G5 I've seen your penis you've seen mine C5 I popped your pimples D5 G5 you rubbed aloe vera on my sunburned back C5 D5 You ran defence when I sh*t my pants G5 you felt my girls' brand new boobs C5 D5 you asked to suck them she refused G5 so while you slept I shaved your head C5 D5 you woke up and told me that I... C5 D5 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say G5 E5 that I really and truly feel this way C5 D5 G5 not that there's anything wrong with being gay C5 D5 And sometimes we punch each other in the face G5 E5 C5 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base D5 I know you know I love you (I f**kin love you dude C5 D5 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- G5 C5 G5 C5 Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na G5 C5 G5 C5 Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na C5 D5 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say G5 E5 that I really and truly feel this way C5 D5 G5 not that there's anything wrong with being gay C5 D5 And sometimes we punch each other in the face G5 E5 C5 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base C5 D5 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- Na na na na, Na na na na Na na na na, Na na na na GBCDGBCD5 e---------------------------------------------------------------- B---------------------------------------------------------------- G-------------4--5-5-x-5-5--7---------------4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- D--5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x-5-5--7----5-5-x-5-5--4--5-5-x--5-5--7----- A--5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x-3-3--5----5-5-x-5-5--2--3-3-x--3-3--5----- E--3-3-x-3-3---------------------3-3-x-3-3----------------------- Na na na na, Na na na na Na na na na, Na na na na